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I am a miniature Dachshund. I may be small but my attitude is huge. My mom is a wonderful person and I am totally in love with her. ritten to my mom.


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Day 1
When you left today, I stood by the door for a very long time. I saw your suitcase and I just knew you would be coming back for me. I was a big boy - I didn't cry - I just waited. Guess what? You didn't come back. WHY?


Finally Black Alex Anzalone Jersey , I gave up and went to bed. Gramma came and got me when she went to bed and put me in bed with her - I did not want to be there. I ran upstairs to our bed and stayed there until I got too cold and then I crawled in with Gramma. I thought you would be coming back but you didn't.


Day 2
You didn't show. I do not understand it. My bag is still here so I guess I'm staying. I can't believe it Mommy - I heard your voice on the telephone thingy- you were so close - you called me boo-boos. I was so happy. I ran downstairs to see you but you weren't there. Are you playing some kind of a game with me? Please hurry back - I miss you so so much


I ran with the big dogs today. I like it when Gramma drives slowly so I can catch up. It is so much fun. I'm such a big brave boy!! I was so excited today I almost peed. I heard daddy's big truck and I knew that you and Zack were here too. I cried and jumped and cried and jumped and cried and jumped - do, da do, da do. So exciting. Then Gramma opened the door and I ran out to the big truck Black Marcus Williams Jersey , but it was Grandpa - not you, Mom. Oh, well Black Ryan Ramczyk Jersey , that is pretty exciting too. He held me and played with me and threw my toy and let me sleep on his belly and gave me treats and, I'm tired now.


Day 3
Today, Gramma and Grandpa were going out and I could tell they weren't going to let me come along. So Black Marcus Davenport Jersey , I ran downstairs and cried and cried by the big closet. Gramma knew what I wanted and she gave me my bed. I figured if you aren't coming home then I am going to go to you. I got in my bag and tried to zip it shut. It wasn't easy. I tried and tried until I got tired and went to sleep.


Then when Gramma and Grandpa were gone - I showed them how upset I was. I pooed all over the dining room - at least 10 spots - it was pretty awful. I didn't care. They should have taken me with them. Grandpa is so cool - he didn't yell at me or spank me or nothing. Then there is Gramma - she's not as nice.


Day 4
Well, I guess sometimes I'm not too smart. This morning I got up and went upstairs and took Gramma right over to the fireplace and showed her where I peed last night. I smelled it to make sure it was mine and then she got mad at me. Then I went downstairs and showed her where I peed on your files of papers. I guess you are mad at me but I don't care - you have no right to be mad at me when you leave me so much. Gramma is mean and she got mad at me. Grandpa picks me up and says - "That's o.k. Louie, don't worry - Gramma is a big meanie!" I LOVE Grandpa.


Day 5
Oh Black Drew Brees Jersey , Mommy....I hurt myself really bad today. Gramma was going to feed me and I ran to get my yummers and I hit my head square against the wood stair rail. I cried and couldn't move. Gramma picked me up and carried me up to Grandpa's lap. I shook and cried. It was awful.


I really made Gramma and Grandpa laugh tonight. I kept burying my ball under the blanket on the sofa and jumping up and down until I found it and then I would roll it onto Babe's back. I did this for about 3 hours - it was fun to see them laugh so hard.


Day 6
It is cold today. I am lying by the fire thinking of you. Tonight Gramma and Grandpa went out. I asked them for my doggie bag before they left and I jumped in and slept. They didn't take me with them. Meanies!! They were gone a long time. I was a good boy - at least as far as they know I was. I'll never tell. What they don't know - won't hurt them.


Day 7
Gramma got up really early and went away - she was gone all day. This is great because I can poo all I want - Grandpa never notices. But, when Gramma got home she noticed - two places. I hid - I don't think she will find me.


Then when Gramma got home, she put the groceries on the kitchen floor and went downstairs. Is she dumb or what? Of course I knew the groceries were for me. So I got the great big block of cheese. I took it out of the bag and dragged it to the front door. I tried to get outside but no such luck. I ate about one third of it before Gramma noticed. OHHHHHH Black Mark Ingram II Jersey , my tummy hurts. But it was worth every bite. She was so mad she had smoke coming out of her nostrils. But it was worth every bite. She took the girls for a run and made me stay home. But it was worth EVERY BITE!!!


Day 8
Today was a quiet day. I had a tummy ache from the cheese yesterday - it hurt a lot. But it was WORTH EVERY BITE!!! I went for a run with the girls - that's always fun. I do something that drives Gramma and even Grandpa nuts. Mom, you took my leash so I can run free - THANK YOU VERY MUCH. So, every time they open the front door - I am outta there like a shot. I run to the neighbor's and bark like crazy. You can hear me through the whole neighborhood and it gets all the other losers in the neighborhood barking. They don't even know I'm in charge or what they are barking at. I bark until Gramma gets her shoes on and come